While taking his family on summer vacation in Africa, Peter Johnson (54) and his wife and children were assaulted by a blood-thirsty giraffe. As peter and his wife peacefully admired the beautiful landscape, a giraffe of 5-6 meters tall charged the open-top land rover containing their children. Luckily, the vehicle was also equipped with a couple large caliber rifles for just such an event. Springing into action, Peter grabbed the firearm and placed a lucky shot into the giraffe’s chest, killing it instantly.
Shaken from the experience, Peter instructed their guide to head back to the camp. On the way back, they encountered several lions, an elephant and a zebra who were talking shit so Peter and his children shot them in the fucking face as well and posed by their lifeless bodies to get some sweet pics for their Google+ pages.
This post is fucking priceless.
While taking his family on summer vacation in Africa, Peter Johnson (54) and his wife and children were assaulted by a blood-thirsty giraffe. As peter and his wife peacefully admired the beautiful landscape, a giraffe of 5-6 meters tall charged the open-top land rover containing their children. Luckily, the vehicle was also equipped with a couple large caliber rifles for just such an event. Springing into action, Peter grabbed the firearm and placed a lucky shot into the giraffe’s chest, killing it instantly.
Shaken from the experience, Peter instructed their guide to head back to the camp. On the way back, they encountered several lions, an elephant and a zebra who were talking shit so Peter and his children shot them in the fucking face as well and posed by their lifeless bodies to get some sweet pics for their Google+ pages.
This post is fucking priceless.
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Asshole pricks.
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Not cool, they only get killed for thrills, it’s a life lost in vain and that’s not how circle of life works. In my...
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I hate this shit. It is immensely wasteful. I have always been taught that if you kill an animal, you use it. You eat...
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its amazing that this kind of shit still goes on these are like freaking majestic creatures and you want to kill...
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This is some white shit. Nobody had this relationship with the land until colonialism. Nobody.
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b-but… Giraffes are so… Majestic…why…just no also….killing them…for fun?! Unacceptable.
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This is why I despise money.
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Giraffes gunned down for family holiday ‘fun’! A FAMILY poses for a happy holiday snap - standing proudly beside the...
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